Many forms of love exist. We support this. Many sorts of holes also exist. And that, goes without saying. All's fair in love and war.

Travel with us to the cold, Napoleon-proof land of Western Russia where we dissect a dysfunctional couple and someone also almost literally gets dissected. It's like decently okay in the end though, kind of. This is Russia, you know.

TW: toxic manipulation, graphic violence, drugging, non-consent. Please do not listen if you're not 18+.